Have y'all seen "The Client List" with Jennifer Love Hewitt? No? GOOD!
I haven't either, since I was lucky enough to read a very informative review of this stinker at Go Fug Yourself!
Why bother seeing a craptastic movie when there are other folks perfectly willing to do it for you, then write scathing (not to mention SNARKY) reviews about it?
The basic premise of the movie is that Jennifer Love Hewitt is a massage therapist whose husband just lost his job, and in desperation, she accepts a job at the naughty kind of massage place. *Sigh* Plus, she gets addicted to cocaine while she's there. *Sigh* again.
Go read the review, then tell me if you still desire to see this movie.
The best line comes at the very end, and I quote:
"Massage therapists the world over are saying, 'Thank you, Jennifer Love Hewitt, for helping fuel the stereotype that we are all secret prostitutes.'"
Yeah, thanks a lot, Bitch. And thank you, Hollywood, for churning out such dreck.
Tip o' the hat to Lissa, who was kind enough to email me the review.