Monday, July 05, 2010

Only I...

...could somehow manage to nick a nipple while shaving my thigh.

*sigh*

Well, it got in the way! It needs to learn how to dodge stray razors, is all I'm sayin'. And it bled like a sonofabitch. Let THAT be a lesson to it. Or me. Or something.

And FYI? It's fucking difficult to put a band-aid on a tiny cut on one's nipple, so that it is effective, anyway.

21 comments:

Carteach0 said...

OUCH!

RobertM said...

I definitely winced reading that. Must have hurt like a son of bitch. However, 'band-aid on nipple' cracked me up!

jon spencer said...

Then there is the ow factor if you use a styptic pencil.

Brigid said...

Thanking my lucky stars for the baby fine red hair. . . little body hair. I could see a glass of wine, a bubble bath and an accidental appendectomy if otherwise.

Be safe!!!

Old NFO said...

Um...er...ah... no comment??? :-)

Miz Minka said...

*WINCE*

Girl, you's dangerous! ;)

Buck said...

Aiiieee. I suppose no one offered to kiss it and make it well? ;-)

DaddyBear said...

Ummmm, yeah.


Maybe you could find someone to ki.... No

It would be worse if you cut your thigh while shaving your nipp.... Not that one either.

Uuuuuuhhhhhh, not gonna touch this one.

Farm.Dad said...

Have you considered shaving before instead of after you are on VC ? Just sayin......

Sarah said...

Yeah...I'm accident prone enough for something like that to happen. I believe that I inherited the klutzy gene from Dad, who recently cut the hell out of his forehead while putting on a tee shirt. (Thumbnail got him.)

Christina LMT said...

Well, let me reassure y'all that it didn't really hurt very much at all. It just bled like CRAZY. And putting the band-aid on was a pain in the ass.

Heh, there's no kissin' in this house, at least not THAT kind of kissin'! I did have the stray thought that if I had a vampire boyfriend, he'd appreciate the moment. ;)

FarmDad, I was sober as a judge, I assure you!

Sarah, that sounds painful, way more painful than my little nick. I used to be far more klutzy and accident prone than I am now, but I guess I still have my moments. Obviously!

Shannon said...

Ouch!!! I pierced mine once, but I did that on purpose :-).

Christina LMT said...

LOL, Shannon! On purpose is different, isn't it? I hate hurting myself by accident, but if I *choose* the pain, it's quite a different story.

Buckskins Rule said...

Ummmm...uhhhh...

Christina LMT said...

LOL!

SCI-FI said...

Sorry, I'm stuck on that visual: nipple on thigh.
It brings to mind a story: I knew a woman once who had nursed three children. After the third one was weaned, she said, "I used to be a 38 D. Now I'm a 38 Long."

Er, not that there's any relation to your situation...

Christina LMT said...

I was HUNCHED OVER!! And like I said, the nipple simply got in the way. Or something.

Julie said...

bugger - see what you miss when you're not holiday ... i'm still trying to figure out how you did it .........

Christina LMT said...

Heh. Picture in your mind...a woman. Shaving her legs in the shower. With her foot propped up on the edge of the tub, leaning over to make sure she hits every stray hair...

Anonymous said...

Photos?

Dick

Christina LMT said...

Dick, NEVAR!!!! :D