Friday, May 14, 2010

Motherfucker!

I just almost got hit head-on by a pickup truck being driven by a fucking moron who doesn't know how to drive in the rain. Asshole.

12 comments:

Scott McCray said...

Glad you're OK - and you did pull over before you posted, right? (grin)

Christina LMT said...

Heh, waited until I got home. :)

He was driving way too fast and lost control for a moment coming over the railroad tracks. Swerved right at me. I like my adrenaline in smaller doses, please!

RobertM said...

I've long been an advocate for a law allowing you to back hand the shit out of stupid drivers.

Christina LMT said...

Yup, there outta be a law!


Too bad stupidity can't be legislated. ;)

JRebel said...

That level of stupid should require registration and a tax stamp.

SCI-FI said...

That man needs a cat-scratching-post enema with a rubbing-alcohol rinse. That will wake him up.

Christina LMT said...

I like the way you think, SCI-FI!

Miz Minka said...

Glad you're OK!!!! "The stupid, it hurts" is the same in Central California: people just don't know how to drive on wet roads. When it rains the speeding-idiot-driver percentage increases exponentially.

Buck said...

Glad you're OK and agreed on Teh Stoopid. My heart was ALWAYS in my mouth for the first couple o' snow falls every year Up Nawth... due to the asshats in their 4WD SUVs and pickups going like bats outta hell. Yeah, you can GO OK, but stopping? Well, duh. Mebbe you shoulda thought about that.

Christina LMT said...

I really believe that a majority of people lose AT LEAST 50 IQ points the moment they get behind the wheel of a car. Too sad.

Mulligan said...

wasn't me

i'm pretty sure

Christina LMT said...

Wasn't you. I think. :D