Saturday, March 13, 2010

Warning: Profanity Ahead!

If those motherfucking assholes who park their lazy, barely-driving-the-speed-limit selves in the passing lane, keeping ME from getting to where I need to go, don't GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY, I might have to unleash the rage.

This is a warning.

15 comments:

Sevesteen said...

It is the passing lane. If you aren't passing, about to pass, or trying to pass but the asshole in front of you is driving too slow, you shouldn't be in the rightmost lane. Driving .0001 mile per hour faster than the car beside you isn't passing.

Christina LMT said...

I KNOW!
SO. AGGRAVATING.
I had three jack-asses like that on my commute today. One lady stubbornly stayed in the left (passing) lane, even though she was being passed on the right (when it was possible!) and cars were piling up behind her (when it wasn't). ARGH.

Old NFO said...

Geez Christina, don't sugar coat it, tell us how you REALLY feel :-) BTDT, HATE the hogs that get over there...

That is one thing I DO like about Europe, they ticket lane hogs!

Ambulance Driver said...

Go the hell on with yo bad fucking self!

I find myself curiously aroused...

Sean said...

It's even better when you're in the marked car, trying to get someplace, and they all suddenly decide to do 5 miles under the speed limit....

Sorry they're stressing you my friend.

Buckskins Rule said...

Were any of them driving Subaru's? That seems to be the car of choice for driving at or under the speed limit in the fast lane up here.

Christina LMT said...

Really, OldNFO? I don't remember that about Germany, but then again, I didn't get my driver's license until I moved back to the States.

AD, you are a strange and twisted fellow. I like that!

Sean, but we're all skeered you're gonna pull us over!
I'll try not to get too stressed about it, but driving seems to be the one area where I still get really, really angry.

Christina LMT said...

Buckskins Rule, I can't tell through the haze of steam building up inside the car...

phlegmfatale said...

I fucking hate when that happens!

Did it MY way said...

You get used to that in Florida...saves your sanity.

Christina LMT said...

DIMW, I don't think I could ever get used to that. I like to think my patience is endless, but while behind the wheel of a car, notsomuch!

Buck said...

It's Passive-Aggressive behavior, 96% of the time... clue-free for the rest. We have precious few four-lane roads in my neck o' the woods, so passing is hardly ever a problem. Which is yet another bennie of small town, rural livin'. Going 80 mph nearly everywhere is still another.

Christina LMT said...

I got stuck this morning on a 2-lane road for a bit. Car ahead of me going 25, the speed limit is 35. I tried to take deep breaths and not gnash my teeth too badly. Seemed to help. :)

be603 said...

No worries. You're in Texas now. What's the worst that will happen? You get a ticket for discharging a .45 in a .22 zone?

Rumor has it that Texas still has an affirmative defense, "Your Honor, some fellers just need shootin'."

Christina LMT said...

Point, be603...hmmm. Now I must ponder...