Overheard inside a treatment room:
I'm massaging an Army MP, recently returned from Iraq, and I've already thanked him for his service...
The massage is almost over, and I'm working on his left quad.
Client: (tentatively) So....I promised my buddies I'd ask you a question...
Me: (sternly) DON'T ask me for a Happy Ending! If you ask me for a Happy Ending, this massage is OVER.
Client: (in a VERY small voice) Okay.
I was laughing inside, though.