Friday, September 18, 2009

My first time.

I lay back against the hard surface, my clothes mostly discarded in the rush to get to this point. My partner, much more experienced than I at this sort of thing, murmured soothing words of encouragement.

I spread my legs wide, as commanded; I closed my eyes, a mix of excitement and nerves making my heart race inside my chest.

I felt the heat first, then the pressure, then...RIIIIIIIIIP.

Ouch! That smarted...

Yes, Folks: I've gotten my first ever Brazilian wax.

I love the results, and it wasn't as painful as I feared. Don't ask for pictures, please, 'cause it ain't gonna happen!

21 comments:

pdb said...

I lol'd!

Uh, congratulations? I guess!

Julie said...

wow - you're braver than i am .. i've been thinking about getting one also - but mmmm ... not yet ...

Christina LMT said...

Thanks, pdb!

Julie, I've waited for YEARS.
I just had to find the right person, I guess.

Brigid said...

When you called me to tell me you were going to, I was thinking "BRAVE woman" and you weren't going to post that, for sure. I laughed so hard at this.

ow ow ow

Christina LMT said...

Hey, YOU were the one who told me to post about it (even though you were joking!), I just figured out a funny way to do it...;)

TallyAngel said...

Whoa, when I saw RIIIP, I thought you were talking about a huge a$$ fart you let rip. I'm just sick like that.

memory_lucky12 said...

OUCH! I don't think I could do that...

Tally! You're weird. But I thought something different...

What's the partner's name?

Christina LMT said...

Tally, you take after your dad, just sayin'...;) And believe me, to avoid just such an occurrence, I took tons of gas-x on the way over!

Chaos, her name is Melanie, and she's a sweet lady from Canada. An excellent aesthetician.

Buck said...

I'm with Brigid, i.e., "ow ow ow"

The things you women DO! ;-)

Christina LMT said...

Buck, the pain truly is fleeting, but the results last for weeks!
One must suffer to be beautiful...

AND, it cuts down a lot on sweating.

dick said...

Damn, Now I feel dirty.

Cool....

Christina LMT said...

Dick, don't you ALWAYS feel dirty?

Roismhaire said...

You're funny!

Hey, do you go around saying "Wow - I feel like I'm 8 years old again!"

Christina LMT said...

Not exactly...I have a wee "fun-patch" of hair!
Remember how hot it gets here, the waxing cuts down on a lot of the sweat.
And I just like the smooth feeling!

dick said...

Well yeah, I do, but that's at my website! Lmao!

phlegmfatale said...

Sugaring is much better. Skin feels nicer. Nice you had someone purring at you, though. That always helps.

Christina LMT said...

I don't think anyone does sugaring here in Las Vegas, Phlegmmy. Unfortunately!
Yeah, Melanie is awesome, I'll definitely go back to her.

Julie said...

sugaring??? off to do some googling .....

Christina LMT said...

Julie, it's supposed to be the best way to depilate.

Zelda said...

Ok, that made me laugh. And I hear you. Pubes are a genetic scourge.

Christina LMT said...

Zelda, then my work here is done! ;)

I will definitely be back. I like feeling smooth.