Monday, August 31, 2009

PSA

Okay. Moaning while I'm massaging you is fine. Groaning, even. Mutters of appreciation are also dandy.

But don't say anything that could be applied to another activity I could be performing, instead.

In other words, I don't want to hear "FUCK, YEAH!" come out of your mouth while I'm massaging your neck. No matter HOW heartfelt the sentiment.

Thank you.

7 comments:

Blondefabulous said...

ha reminds me of the Friends episode where Phoebe wouldn't massage Monica because she made sex sounds! Too funny, but I can see how it would be disconcerting.

Christina LMT said...

Yeah, the sounds I can deal with, I just don't like the actual *words*...too freaky!

Buck said...

LOL! Yeah... I can relate. Well, I suppose could relate would be more appropriate.

Sean said...

Dang, there went my whole plans for a massage on a trip to Vegas...

stupid impossible standards!

Christina LMT said...

Buck, I think everyone could relate to that. No one wants to be made to feel uncomfortable while they're working!

Sean, sure...yuk it up! You know you'd be a perfect gentleman.

Roismhaire said...

Bet you wanted to whack him 'round the ear. Tapotement is handy sometimes!

Dick said...

Yep, I don't ever need to be climbing onto one of them tables.