FUCK YOU to the asshole in the pick-up truck who thought it was a splendid idea to suddenly stop and back up so he could turn into the parking lot of the strip mall at Flamingo and Jones. If I hadn't had quick reflexes, my car would have acquired a new, vintage hood ornament! And I'd be at the ER right now, no doubt.
I saw the following license plate holder a few blocks later, which helped cool my ire:
"IF HELL FREEZES OVER I'LL SKI THERE TOO!"
It cracked me up.