Thursday, April 16, 2009

Strange requests

In no particular order:

-got invited to move back to Salt Lake City by two elderly ladies. They said I could bring my dogs, so I was tempted...

-was asked to kick a gambler in the back of the head. BY THE GAMBLER.

-received a marriage proposal from a married man. When I called him on it, he said, "That's okay, we'll move to Utah." I turned him down because I don't want to wear ugly dresses, and so I told him.

-was offered $1000 to break a client's neck during a massage. I declined.

Despite the madness, I had a very good night. I had energy, the vibe of the casino was completely different from last night, and I had fun. Now it's off to bed!

5 comments:

Buck said...

Ah... good news trumps the bad!!

Apropos of nothing... any ONE of the strange requests you've mentioned would have weirded me right the hell out... even as a disinterested bystander!

Christina LMT said...

Remember a previous conversation about alcohol consumption? That plays a huge part in ALL of these requests. Plus, think of all the blog fodder they provide me!

Buckskins Rule said...

You definitely run into more weird in one day than I probably do in an entire month.

Glad to hear it was a better night than the previous one!

Christina LMT said...

Thanks, Buckskins! I was very glad, too. And weird is apparently my stock-in-trade...;)

Buckskins Rule said...

I'm sure it keeps life interesting!