In no particular order:
-got invited to move back to Salt Lake City by two elderly ladies. They said I could bring my dogs, so I was tempted...
-was asked to kick a gambler in the back of the head. BY THE GAMBLER.
-received a marriage proposal from a married man. When I called him on it, he said, "That's okay, we'll move to Utah." I turned him down because I don't want to wear ugly dresses, and so I told him.
-was offered $1000 to break a client's neck during a massage. I declined.
Despite the madness, I had a very good night. I had energy, the vibe of the casino was completely different from last night, and I had fun. Now it's off to bed!