"Wow! So you do the massage right out here in the open?"
"Excellent! That's exactly what I need, a nice, Christian massage, with my clothes on, in front of everyone. None of that riff-raff in my room!"
(Fifteen minutes earlier, in another part of the casino)
"So, d'you gals come up to the room to do the massage?"
"No, Sir. We do the massage right here."
"But I can't take my clothes off!"
"That's correct, Sir."
"Well, you know, that guy was killin' masseuses in his hotel room back East!"
"And THAT'S exactly why we don't go up to hotel rooms!"