Saturday, March 21, 2009

Apropos of nothing...

I massaged a gal today who was a dead ringer for Kirsten Dunst. Dimples and all. Just thought you ought to know...

5 comments:

Buck said...

I rarely, if EVAH, entertain the thought of swapping lives with someone, anyone. But I think I would have liked to have been you for about an hour yesterday... :-)~

Or mebbe not. There's that ol' "why go window shopping when you're broke" thing... not to mention the ass whoopin' I would have received for "slipping."

Christina LMT said...

Precisely! I massaged a very beautiful young woman today, and when I returned the ticket after the massage, the young, male receptionist sighed and said, "I wish I were a massage therapist." But see, he'd be doing it for all the wrong reasons!

Buckskins Rule said...

Like I've said before, you have all the fun!!

Christina LMT said...

B.R.-Tell me that when my hands and forearms are torn up after massaging three hairy guys in a row...ow!

phlegmfatale said...

Did she tip well?
Also, I have read again and again that KD is less than fastidious in the hygiene department-- was your client a filthpig? If so, it may have been the real deal!