I massaged a very nice older gentleman this afternoon. He's from San Francisco, originally from England, and he does some kind of financial stuff with the Chinese and Indian markets (don't ask me).
I was working on his left hamstrings and glute, when out of the blue he started talking about the cowboys here for the rodeo.
He said, "Have you ever massaged one of those rodeo guys? I bet their butts are hard as iron, am I right?"
As I regaled him with a story of the one-and-only bullrider I've massaged, I wondered about something.
Maybe you male readers out there can help me.
I think my gaydar is pretty functional, all things considered, but this client didn't cause a single ping. It is pretty gay for a man to talk about other men's butts, right? I mean, things haven't changed THAT much in the last decade, have they?
Okay, ball's in your court. I'm waiting to be enlightened.