Sunday, October 26, 2008

Thank God I didn't have to massage her...

As I was standing in the doorway of my treatment room yesterday, during a lull in services, I noticed a woman in the locker area getting undressed. Normally I look away in these cases (unless the woman's really smokin' hot), but something on her right shoulder caught my eye.

She had a tattoo of a PENIS with TESTICLES on her back. I repeat: a tattoo of a PENIS with TESTICLES.

In pink.

It wasn't life-sized, or at least I hope it wasn't supposed to be life-sized, but it was still a good four inches long, that's including the sack.

Why? That's all I'd like to know.

15 comments:

phlegmfatale said...

HORRORS!

What is up with people these days?

Blondefabulous said...

Perchance it was her way of telling the world that she has taken her husbands manhood?? Or maybe it's so she can tell people to suck her dick and really mean it..... Not quite sure which one!

Sonja said...

Welllll. Interesting!

Christina LMT said...

Odd indeed. I really thought I was seeing things (things I DIDN'T want to see!)

Julie said...

definitely different ... i think i would have been tempted to ask "why" ...

Buck said...

OMG. Speechless, here.

Chuck said...

Wait, four inches isn't life-sized? LOL Well maybe she likes to have a reminder of what she loves. Like those people who have their loved one's name tattooed onto their skin. Ain't nothing wrong with loving the penis, but getting a tattoo of it might just be going a little too far...

Christina LMT said...

Julie, you can never ask the guests these sort of questions, no matter how much you want to...unfortunately!

Buck, me too. Including a jaw-drop.

Chuck...four inches INCLUDING THE SACK. If that's life-sized, you're in trouble (and I don't want to know about it!)

Somerled said...

Why? Penis envy, I would guess.

kvegas911 said...

WOW. There has GOT to be a good story behind that. Or maybe not. Maybe she just wanted a pic of a pecker on her back? I am so confused now.

HollyB said...

at least it was on her BACK.
If it was in a visible spot with normal dress....

Christina LMT said...

Somerled, I like the way you think!
I can hear her thoughts now..."Stupid butthead, thinks he's all that because he has a stupid penis! I'll show HIM, I'll get my OWN penis, that's what I'll do! And anytime I wear a tank top or bathing suit, everyone will be able to see that I have a penis, too!"

Kvegas911, the bottom line here is that people are WEIRD. If I didn't care about keeping my job, I'd probably have asked her about it.

Holly, it would certainly be visible considering the clothes most girls wear today. Any normal tank top would reveal it, it was on the back of her right shoulder.

TallyAngel said...

What. The. Bleep.

4chun Cookie said...

At least my kitty tattoo is well hidden! LoL But hey my friend has a sleeve and he has a hidden ding dong in the mix. I always ask him "I want to see ur di*k" U can only imagine what he asks back. One day he'll show me the real pecker! I'll be flabbergasted!!

Christina LMT said...

Tally, I KNOW!!!

Cookie, I know that's how you get into all the clubs, "Will you let me in if I show you my pussy?" You fool 'em every time, clever thing!

That's right, you'd better be careful what you wish for, where your friend is concerned! ;)