There's no phrase I dread hearing more from a client.
As in: "Back home, my therapist does x-y-z."
"Back home, my gal (yes, he said GAL) puts eucalyptus oil on a tissue and lays it over the bridge of my nose, clears my sinuses right up."
"Back home, my masseuse digs right in with her elbows."
"Back home, my massage only costs half what I paid here!"
Okay, enough already!
I understand that you are used to a certain kind of massage, that you are used to a specific therapist, and a (usually) much lower price. BUT, you're NOT BACK HOME, are you?! This is the Las Vegas Strip, where everything is more expensive, and just because you paid more doesn't mean I'm going to do a fan dance with a bunch of feathers, or escort you to the treatment room walking on my hands.
And it would be really nice if you gave me the courtesy of a chance, at least, to show you what I can do. Without being hampered by your expectations.
Thank you, that is all.