Today, for the first time ever, I called a client by the wrong name.
Granted, that's not quite as awkward as calling out the wrong name in the throes of passion, but still embarrassing.
In my defense, I corrected myself immediately, and the guest didn't appear to even care that I briefly called him "Mike" instead of "Jim", but the humiliation lingers in my mind.
I'm just like that. Why can't I replay my triumphs over and over again, instead of my foot-in-mouth moments?
I don't know, but I wish I could change it.