Had a lady come in with her mom today for a side-by-side massage.
They were of foreign extraction, though I'm not sure of the flavor.
She proceeded to tell the front desk people, loudly and with other guests present, that she was having her period.
Why, you ask? Because she was of the opinion she should get a longer massage AT NO EXTRA CHARGE because she wasn't able to use the facilities (the jacuzzi, sauna, and steam room) due to being on the rag.
Excuse me, Lady, but how is it OUR problem that you're riding the menstrual train?
Ever heard of tampons?
Needless to say we denied her request, but the massage went very smoothly regardless.
She was very happy with the service and actually tipped me SIX WHOLE DOLLARS!!! (/sarcasm)