Saturday, November 03, 2007

Randomness

Seen on a health form a (male) client filled out, in the space where one can write concerns or issues the therapist should be made aware of...:

I'm a wimp. Please be gentle with me...




Seen on a t-shirt a chubby teen-aged boy was wearing at a football game:

I go to school for the babes.




And I feel like I'm cursed, 'cause a guy sitting in the bleachers right below me kept leaning forward and putting his (highly UNattractive) ass-crack on display.

Blech.

I get enough ass at work.

Wait, that came out wrong...

5 comments:

Chuck said...

"enough ass at work" LOL Good one!

Christina said...

"Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week...try the veal!"

phlegmfatale said...

*L* Yeah, maybe that gluteal cleft was begging for a massage! *ew!!!*

oh - fyi - my grandpa's music is up on my Monday post. I hope you can stop by and hear it.

Christina said...

I'll check it out ASAP, Phlegmmy!

comatus said...

It's good, it's good. Reminds me of the Playboy photographer who used to get a little behind in his work.