Monday, October 30, 2006

Christina's Words of Wisdom #1

If you have flabby, saggy breasts, please wear a bra when you're in public.

Thank you.

10 comments:

mauser*girl said...

I think everyone who's got more than an A cup or a firm B cup should wear a bra in public. Floppy breasts are just ... ewww.

Christina said...

Or if you're fifteen and those suckers point UP.
Then you can get away with it.

These Words of Wisdom apply to men, too! ;-)

Dick said...

Set them all free!!!!!!
Of course, I'm a perv who happens to be a fan of the breast.

Christina said...

BD - are you a fan of those that can be tucked into the pants if left unfettered?!
If so, you are more than perverted!!

SFC B said...

I'm a breast man myself as well, but I still don't want to see them dangling all over the place.

Christina said...

It's almost mesmerizing...like watching a train wreck or rubbernecking while passing an accident site.
Which is VERY embarrassing when you're trying to be professional and maintain eye contact. Not to mention that I'm straight and wouldn't want to give the lady in question the wrong idea!

SFC B said...

Wasn't there a Seinfeld episode about this topic?

Christina said...

sfc b - if there was, I must've missed it! Too bad, it was probably a lot funnier than real life.

Station Commando said...

There was an episode where one of Elaine's coworkers would never wear a bra so Elaine gave her one as a gift. She then commenced to wear the bra as a shirt. Hilarity ensued.

Christina said...

Station Commando -
Definitely missed that one!
Too bad.